100 Greatest Guided by Voices Song Titles

     I've spent a considerable amount of time trying to come up with a good idea for my 100th post. Oddly enough, the topic I finally chose was my first idea. Among the other topics I kicked around were: 100 best songs by ex-Beatles, coming up with my own rock 'n' roll hall of fame and inventing 100 potential Bob Pollard song titles. Sadly, I could only come up with about 60 ex-Beatles songs without spending hours going through their deep cuts and I was too lazy to invent 100 Pollard song titles. In the near future, I'll probably do a post on ex-Beatles songs and my hall of fame, but today it's crazy GbV song titles. Hope you enjoy the list. It's in chronological order (to the best of my ability), not in order of greatness. Peace.

1) Hey Hey, Spaceman
2) Trap Soul Door
3) Squirmish Frontal Room
4) Crunch Pillow
5) Deathtrot and Warlock Riding A Rooster
6) At Odds With Dr. Genesis
7) Postal Blowfish
8) The Future Is In Eggs
9) Short On Posters
10) Blatant Doom Trap
11) Jar of Cardinals
12) Cool Off Kid Killowatt
13) Buzzards And Dreadful Crows
14) Smothered In Hugs
15) Gold Star For Robot Boy
16) Queen Of Cans And Jars
17) Kicker of Elves
18) Demons Are Real
19) Dayton, Ohio-19 Something and 5
20) My Thoughts Are A Gas
21) Optional Bases Opposed
22) 158 Years of Beautiful Sex
23) The Candyland Riots
24) Color of My Blade
25) Dodging Invisible Rays
26) Delayed Reaction Brats
27) The Who Vs. Porky Pig
28) The Ascended Master's Grogshop
29) Quality of Armor (sorry, I skipped Propeller and just realized it)
30) Metal Mothers
31) Exit Flagger
32) 14 Cheerleader Coldfront
33) Evil Speakers
34) Watch Me Jumpstart
35) Game of Pricks
36) Pimple Zoo
37) Big Chief Chinese Restaurant
38) My Valuable Hunting Knife
39) Blimps Go 90
40) Chicken Blows
41) My Son Cool
42) Cut-Out Witch
43) Burning Flag Birthday Suit
44) Bright Paper Werewolves
45) Your Name Is Wild
46) Underwater Explosions
47) Atom Eyes
48) The Old Grunt
49) Bulldog Skin
50) Not behind The Fighter Jet
51) The Finest Joke Is Upon Us
52) Jane Of The Waking Universe
53) Shocker In Gloomtown
54) Teenage FBI
55) Optical Hopscotch
56) Strumpet Eye
57) Much Better Mr. Buckles
58) Picture Me Big Time
59) Dragons Awake!
60) Tropical Robots
61) Avalanche Aminos
62) Do The Collapse
63) Fair Touching
64) Chasing Heather Crazy
65) The Brides Have Hit Glass
66) Christian Animation Torch Carriers
67) Everywhere With Helicopter
68) The Ids Are Alright
69) Father Sgt. Christmas Card
70) My Kind Of Soldier
71) I'll Replace You With Machines
72) Useless Inventions
73) The Main Street Wizards
74) Everybody Thinks I'm A Raincloud (When I'm Not Looking)
75) Girls Of Wild Strawberries
76) The Closets of Henry
77) Sing For Your Meat
78) Laundry & Lasers
79) Doughnut For a Snowman
80) The Unsinkable Fats Domino
81) Who Invented The Sun
82) How I Met My Mother
83) Cyclone Utilities
84) We Won't Apologize For The Human Race
85)Blue Babbleships Bay
86) Roll Of The Dice, Kick In The Head
87) Forever Until It Breaks
88) King Arthur The Red
89) The Military School Dance Dismissal
90) Skin To Skin Combat
91) She Lives In An Airport
92) Amorphous Surprise
93) Xeno Pariah
94) Trashcan Full Of Nails
95) Crybaby 4 Star Hotel
96) Biographer Seahorse
97) Taciturn Cave
98) P Melts Everything
99) Aquarian Hovercraft
100) Bingo Pool Hall of Blood